A Preamble By And For Michigan Democrats

As readers here know, Michigan Democrats have relied on everything from delaying tactics to vetoes by the governor to BAMN to prevent the citizens of Michigan from voting on an initiative that would add a provision to the Constitution of Michigan barring racial preferences.

To help them in their effort, I hereby give them the right to use, without royalties or even attribution, the following Preamble to the Michigan Constitution as they seem to see it:

Michigan Constitution: Preamble

We the Politicians of the State of Michigan, in Order to preserve our already perfect State, maintain compensatory Justice, insure domestic Intranquility, provide for the defense of our constituent racial and ethnic groups, promote the partial Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Preferences to ourselves and our favored Groups forever, do establish this Constitution for the State of Michigan and ordain that the Rights contained herein shall be beyond the reach of the People and their Posterity.

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