From the “KidsPost” section of today’s Washington Post (not, you understand, that you are a kid).
Readers List the Best and Worst Treats of Halloweens Past
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My mom is not a normal mother. She feels it’s her duty to give out toothbrushes at Halloween. Now this would be completely understandable if she was a dentist. But guess what? She’s not. My mother just finds it funny to embarrass me as much as she can. Please tell her to stop.
— Karen Orrick, 13, Bethesda
