Don’t Feel Badly For Me

“Don’t Feel Badly For Me” – … was the extinguished Torch’s request in his maudlin resignation speech.

O.K. That’s easy. In addition to his documented difficulty in distinguising right from wrong, the Senator also can’t tell the difference between adjectives and adverbs. He performed badly in office, but his speech was a bad performance.

Actually, his resignation makes me feel quite happily.

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